Draft Day

April 27, 2017

Tonight is the NFL Draft so we thought it would be a good time to review one of our favorite bad movies, 2014's Draft Day. Starring Kevin Costner, it follows the GM of the Cleveland Browns on the day of the draft as he deals with having the #1 pick and a weirdly shoehorned subplot about his pregnant girlfriend (played by Jennifer Garner). We discuss just how stupid the myriad trades made by Costner in the film are and, how the movie glosses over the evils of the NFL, and how the movie kind of foreshadowed Johnny Manziel's fate. 


Fate of the Furious

April 24, 2017

We're back with a review of everyone's favorite racing caper series, Fate of the Furious (or F8 of the Furious, depending on how you feel about incorporating numbers into titles). 


Keeping Up With the Joneses

April 20, 2017

It's the review you didn't ask for of a movie you didn't see! In today's episode we review Keeping Up With the Joneses, a 2016 film we rented in 2017 at Elizabeth's insistence. The highlight of this episode is us arguing over whether Mike would be more angry if we'd seen this turd in a theater or at home. Sure, you don't really care what we have to say about this movie, but you don't listen for the reviews really, do you? You listen for our hilarious banter! 


Ghost in the Shell

April 17, 2017

If you thought Matt Damon starring in a movie about the Great Wall of China was a stretch, wait til you listen to our review of Ghost in the Shell! In this episode we talk about how the film's "resolution" of its casting controversy is actually more offensive than we expected, and also whether it was "not that bad" or simply "bad." 


Power Rangers

April 5, 2017

In this episode we talk about the latest Hollywood reboot: the (don't call them Might Morphin) Power Rangers.


Beauty and the Beast

April 3, 2017

We're back with a story old as time - in this episode we review Disney's new live-action Beauty and the Beast.