The Dark Tower

August 23, 2017

We're back to talk about The Dark Tower - the bad movie we couldn't help but like. We also discuss our theory on movies that are so bad they're good and Elizabeth challenges Mike to a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon (without using Kevin Bacon). Also we checked to see if Dark Tower was in theaters while we recorded this and it is not. 


Before You Say I Do

August 18, 2017

Bad Movie Friday is back, and we've got a doozy this week. The Hallmark movie Before You Say I Do is the story of a time traveler who goes back from 2009 to 1999 to save his relationship - without warning ONE PERSON about 9/11. 


Atomic Blonde

August 2, 2017

In this episode we review Atomic Blonde. Plus we also talk about the trailers for Good Time, Suburbicon, and Elizabeth ranks her favorite basset hounds of Instagram. 



July 26, 2017

In this episode we review Chris Nolan's latest, the WWII drama Dunkirk. We give a review of the movie itself and the theater in which we saw it: the beautiful Lincoln Center AMC IMAX screen, in 70mm. Just the way God and Nolan intended. Plus we take yet another opportunity to talk trash about the Justice League trailer. 


Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

July 24, 2017

New episode! If you like cities with multiple planets in 'em, you'll love htis movie. It had one with a THOUSAND planets in it. Nothing to shake a stick at. That sentence gave no information about our review, but if you want that you'll need to listen. 


Wedding Bells

July 21, 2017

Bad Movie Friday is back with the Hallmark Channel's Wedding Bells. Despite the fact that the movie has almost nothing to do with wedding bells, here's the description from IMDB: "Two people with commitments issues are asked to be best man and maid of honor at their friends wedding. With nothing much in common, they both didn't expect to find the romance of a life time." 


War for the Planet of the Apes

July 19, 2017

We're back with a review of War for the Planet of the Apes. In this episode we discuss the future of the Apes franchise as well as the trailer for Guillermo del Toro's The Shape of Water. 


Destination Wedding

July 14, 2017

It's not just Friday's Bad Movie Friday. We're back with Destination Wedding, a 2017 Hallmark movie starring the chick from Spy Kids. Here's the description: "Ellie Hamilton has been painstakingly planning her sister's destination wedding for the longest time. As guests arrive on a beach paradise, Ellie runs into her ex-boyfriend, Greg, who also happens to be the best man. When the bride and groom don't show up, Ellie and Greg must lie to the guests and assure everything is okay. With the wedding a couple days away, and Ellie unsure if her sister will show up, she and Greg must save the wedding while simultaneously falling for each other." That description might be longer than this episode. 


The Big Sick

July 12, 2017

In our latest episode we review the romantic comedy The Big Sick. Plus we review the trailers for A Ghost Story and Glass Castle and put AMC theaters on notice for their bogus new large popcorn refill policy. 


Spider-Man: Homecoming

July 10, 2017

In our latest episode we're back with a review of everyone's favorite friendly neighborhood Arachnid Guy, Spiderman: Homecoming. Plus we review the trailer for Geostorm (and verify that "Geostorm" isn't a real word) and change it up a little bit on the episode intro.